I really don’t know much about this whole Games of Thrones thing. To be honest, when I first got this press release, I thought it was a mobile game, not a TV show. Either way, I Googled and got this image, so I’m guessing that people aren’t just watching this for the storyline. KnowwhatImean? KnowwhatImean? Huh? Huh?
Either way, if your name is Arya or Theon then you should definitely get yourself into a Three store this Saturday. If that’s your real name and you’re not just making it up, then you can get yourself a free smartphone with PAYG credit.
Wait a minute though, it’s not everyone with that name. You have to be the first person.
Anyhoo, read on if you’re into all the stuff about the new series of this TV programme or something.